SUMMERLAND 1




He had died, and entered Summerland, marveling at it's beauty. He had been an alcoholic in life, trying for many years to shut out the pain of being alive by hiding within a bottle.

But another had told him of the means of escape from that Wheel of Pain, and he had started upon his path of recovery.

As do most, he walked about the Summerland, looking for those he had loved in life, and finding them more often than not.

He was strolling with the one he had loved most of all, who had died before him (and that had been a great trial and loss to his earthly self, and the greatest testing for his sobriety) when they came upon a high wall. From the other side of it, they could hear lubrigious, sad and plaintive hymns being sung, over and over.

"Who's that behind the wall?" He said.

"Come, and see a bit more, and then I'll tell you," was the answer from his beloved.

They circumscribed the wall, which while very large and covering quite a lot of the Summerland, still only enclosed a small portion of it. It was topped with barbed wire.

"So, who -is- it behind there? Are they locked away from the rest of Summerland because they were bad?"

"No," she answered, "They built their wall themselves. Those are the Fundies of every stripe. They've locked themselves in with that Aspect of the Lord that they insist is the only One there is...you know, the Middle Eastern Thunder God that went in for co-dependency and vengeance in a really big way? They even have partitioned it off into smaller compounds, so each little group of them can be alone with themselves. You see, they think they're the only ones here....."

Summerland was nice, and he had no more craving for alcohol (for to pass to the Summerland sober is to recover at last) but he still felt the need for the companionship of the meetings.

So he began to ask around if there were such things in Summerland.

A quiet man, who gave his name only as "Bill," said "Yes, there is. Go over there, and turn right, and you'll see it. I think it's about to start pretty soon now. As a matter of fact, I think I'll go along with you and show you the way."

Both of them together walked over the soft grass, smiling at the many people there, until they came to a group that were seated in a rough circle. There was a pot of coffee, singing happily to itself, and a wonderful feeling of closeness and shared tribulations.

They seated themselves, each with a cup of coffee, and waited.

After a short while, a man walked into the Circle, and said, "This is the Summerland Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous. Hi! I'm God, and I'm an alcoholic."


The Maiden looked a bit puzzled.

"What was that all about?" She asked.

"What?" said the Fool. He was lying on a riverbank, making something he would call a "platypus," and giggling to himself.

"That last story up there. The one about the alky in Summerland. It's not really about Us, is it? I thought these stories were about Us."

"Dunno about You, but I have a tendency to bend my elbow once in a while," the Fool muttered. A garland of grape leaves slid sideways over one of His ears as He spoke. A quickly suppressed giggle came from a Dryad's tree.

"Well, I don't understand!" The Maiden pouted.

"Don't worry about it. It's just the author grinding his own axe a bit."

"Oh. Well, that's OK, I guess. Are you really going to make that octypus thing?" The Lady leaned over the Fool for a better look.

"That's 'platypus,' and I certainly am! Gonna drive Darwin nuts with it! And those anti-evolution types will go even more crazy! Duck's bill, mammal fur, and lays eggs no less!"

The Maiden leaned over a bit further, and overbalanced Herself. Clawing madly for anything to stop her fall, she grabbed the Fool, and both of them, flailing wildly, landed in the cool water.

They looked at each other, and then looked at the platypus, who looked back at them with an expression of such incredibly solemn gravity that they both dissolved into fits of giggles.

"You look pretty silly with a crown of water-weed," said the Fool.

"But you should see what You have on Your head," snickered the Maiden.

The Fool grabbed for the top of His head, but found nothing there as the Maiden looked at Him with a smirk of triumph on Her face.

"Gotcha!" She whispered.

The Fool looked at Her with stunned silence, His eyes wide. Her expression of joyful victory at having fooled the Fool caused Him to begin laughing again. She joined him in laughter as they waded to the bank.

Thus it was, and so it is, and evermore shall be so!


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