One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God ...
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic
snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
"What's a 'man,' Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll
lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard
time.
But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things.
He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining,
I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your ah,
physical needs.
He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting
and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need
your advice to think properly.
"I guess that sounds okay," says Eve.
"But what's the catch, Lord?
"Well.... you can have him only on one condition.
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring.
You'll have to let him believe that I made him first. So, just
remember...it's our secret...woman-to-woman!"