We will worship mighty Cthulhu
H. P. Lovecraft's big old hoodoo
(1930's fiction voodoo....)
But that's good enough for me!
Let us sing to Lord Cthuhlu
Don't let Lovecraft try to fool you
Or the Elder Gods WILL rule you
And that's good enough for me!
Of the Old Ones, none is vaster
Even Cthulhu's not his master
I refer to the unspeakable Hast*r
and that's good enough for me!
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
And we'll feed him Mr. Sulu
'Cause that's good enough for me!
We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
Burn a candle for Yog-Soggoth
And the Goat With a Thousand Young
Well it's good enough for Hast*r
He's a mighty kinky master
When you pray he goes much faster
And that's good enough for me!
And for those who follow Cthulhu
We have really got a lulu:
Drop a bomb on Honolulu!
'Cause that's good enough for me!
We will worship Great Cthulhu
You and me and Mr. Sulu
Howling like a drunken Zulu
And that's good enough for me!
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It was good enough for Cthulhu
Who'd eat me and who'd eat you, too;
If it's good enough for Cthulhu
Then it's good enough for me
We are all afraid of Cthugha
Who just came in down the flue(gha)
I hope that caviar's beluga
Or we'll all be toasty treats.
Let's go worship Great Cthulhu,
And run naked like a Zulu,
You and me and Mr. Sulu,
And that's good enough for me!
We will worship Holy Cthulhu
And we'll run around like Zulus
Then we'll feed him Mr. Sulu,
And that's good enough for me!
We will bow down to Cthulhu
We think he is quite a lulu
He's not good enough for Zulus
But he's good enough for me!
Necronomicon's still leading
All the others it's exceeding
But don't move your lips when reading
'Cause that isn't good for you
We'll bow down and worship Cthulhu
Don't let Elder Gods' priests fool you
With the stars right he shall rule you
And you'll jibber and flop with me
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