CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR CTHULHU

WHO SHOULD CTHULHU EAT FIRST?







Now YOU can nominate who you would like to see Cthulhu eat FIRST!

The LUCKY WINNER will be saved, under a Special Dispensation, and eaten fifth from last, after Dovid Smith, Eileen Phillips, Robert Anton Wilson and the nice people at Illusions, who donate this webspace to us ...... UNLESS your nomination is especially tasty to the Elder God, at which time He just MIGHT not eat you at all, but allow you to serve Him for all time.



Just enter your nomination below, and the message will get to us:





Bill Clinton
Leonardo DaCaprio
Boy George
Art Bell
Euell Gibbons
Handgun Control Inc.
Saddam Hussein
Yasser Arafat
Janet Reno
The entire Kennedy family
Everyone at KFYI in Phoenix, AZ
Jay Leno
Benny Hinn
Hazel R. Buckner
Kurt Loder
Howie Mandel
Monica Lewinsky
Jerry Lewis
Rush Limbaugh
Everyone at the New Times Phoenix
Bruce Springsteen
Vanna White
Steve Martin
Prince Charles of England
Everyone at the New York Times
Ralph Williams
Pat Robertson
Phyllis Schlafly
Margaret Thatcher
Madonna
Howard Stern
Kenneth Starr

Other: