Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: Famous Persons of Arkham 34

Eliazar Gump was the oldest man in Arkham for many years.
At the age of 246 years, in 1955, he looked up from his seat on the bench in the park, said, "Well! That's enough of that!" and disintegrated into a small pile of dust.

Little Wilson Ralston Jones was the pride of Arkham. His three eyes served him well in manhood when he became an airplane spotter for the Army.
After the Great War he became an optometrist.

Dr. Elias Ashbender, noted vivisectionist and experimenter, became famous for his Wongo Oil extraction process, used in the Famous Banjo Salve.

Alfred P. Newman managed the Arkham Mercantile for many years.
His grandson became famous in the mid-1950's as a New York Madison Avenue icon.

The venerable Dreyfus Arms, long a popular apartment building in Arkham, burned in 1965 due to a mis-aimed incantation from across the street at the Arkham Curiosa Shop.

The Hickenlooper children never amounted to much of anything at all.

The Arkham Suicide Club has no members, because in order to join, you must commit suicide, preferably in a spectacular and creative way.

The Rumble sisters feeding the alligator at the Arkham Zoo.
Sally Rumble lost the toss.

The special exhibition appearance of the famous Maning Twins at the Temple of Dagon was a very happy occasion indeed.
The loss of the third sister (they used to be known as the "Maning Triplets") the year before due to carelessness with the cauldron of boiling oil was unfortunate, but the two surviving sisters proved they still could put on a spectacular show.

You don't want to see a picture of George Hammerlip.
Not ever.

Civil Defense is still an important part of our lives, for obvious reasons.
No shelter is available for non-cultists, however. Such persons must shift for themselves when HE wakes up.

Lester Bass, of the Innsmouth Basses, managed the Arkham Aquarium for many years from 1889 to 1921, when he eloped with a grouper.

Three Cthulhu Scouts on a hike in the country socialize with some of the rural inhabitants of the Miskatonic River area in late 1937.
The Cthulhu Scouts remain strong in Arkham, along with the Cthulhu Scouts for Girls.


	Little Wilson Ralston Jones was the pride of Arkham. His three eyes served him well in manhood when he became an airplane spotter for the Army. After the Great War he became an optometrist.


Dr. Elias Ashbender, noted vivisectionist and experimenter, became famous for his Wongo Oil extraction process, used in the Famous Banjo Salve.


	Alfred P. Newman managed the Arkham Mercantile for many years. His grandson became famous in the mid-1950's as a New York Madison Avenue icon.


The venerable Dreyfus Arms, long a popular apartment building in Arkham, burned in 1965 due to a mis-aimed incantation from across the street at the Arkham Curiosa Shop.


	The Hickenlooper children never amounted to much of anything at all.


The Arkham Suicide Club has no members, because in order to join, you must commit suicide, preferably in a spectacular and creative way.


	The Rumble sisters feeding the alligator at the Arkham Zoo. Sally Rumble lost the toss.


The special exhibition appearance of the famous Maning Twins at the Temple of Dagon was a very happy occasion indeed. The loss of the third sister (they used to be known as the "Maning Triplets") the year before due to carelessness with the cauldron of boiling oil was unfortunate, but the two surviving sisters proved they still could put on a spectacular show.


	*You don't* want to see a picture of George Hammerlip.** Not ever.


Civil Defense is still an important part of our lives, for obvious reasons. No shelter is available for non-cultists, however. Such persons must shift for themselves when HE wakes up.


	Lester Bass, of the Innsmouth Basses, managed the Arkham Aquarium for many years from 1889 to 1921, when he eloped with a grouper.


Three Cthulhu Scouts on a hike in the country socialize with some of the rural inhabitants of the Miskatonic River area in late 1937. The Cthulhu Scouts remain strong in Arkham, along with the Cthulhu Scouts for Girls.