A BAD AMERICAN

  • I'm a bad American. I believe in big trucks, big money, big cars, big boats, and big houses.
  • I don't think owning a gun makes you a killer.
  • I don't think playing with toy guns makes you a killer.
  • I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. And, yes the government ( Federal, State, City, County, School Districts, Municipal Utility Districts, etc. ) tax us too much.
  • I'm not "in touch with my feelings" and I like it that way.
  • I have the right not to be "accepting" of others because they are different, weird or irritate me.
  • I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it.
  • I know what the definition of lying is.
  • I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
  • I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
  • I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you should have the courtesy to do it in English.
  • I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you run from them, after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the previous line.
  • I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
  • I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
  • I don't want to eat or drink anything with the word light, lite or fat-free on the package. That includes beer.
  • My heroes are John Wayne and Clint Eastwood.
  • I don't hate the rich.
  • I don't pity the poor.
  • I don't care what religion you are. Don't push it on me.
  • I don't care what your sexual preference is. Don't shove it in my face.
  • Yes, I believe the Media is lying to us all.
  • We did not go to some foreign country and risk lives to defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell us it's a living document "ever changing" and is "open to interpretation." That way lies facism.
  • I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
  • I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after leaving Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
  • I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continues to make more. If it bothers you, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.
  • I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
  • We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
  • I don't think that just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or anything else.
  • If you are breaking the law, you have given up your rights.
  • I believe that it doesn't take just a village to raise a child, it also takes a parent with a backbone to stand up to the kid, spank his butt and say "NO".
  • I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, and they're probably a lot of fun, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
  • I think Dr. Seuss was a genius, (although I didn't realize it until I had kids).
  • I am sick to death of "Political Correctness". It is facism plain and simple.
  • I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon, or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right.
  • I'm neither angry or disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
  • If that makes me a "bad American," then yes, I'm a "bad American." If you too are a "bad American" please send this to everyone you know.