Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: Famous Persons of Arkham 58

Winifred Sphagnum-Whiffle posing on the clam she dug from the sands of the Miskatonic. As this was rank heresy, she was cooked and eaten, in clam sauce.

The Queen of the Universe on tour in 1928.
She is pictured in her costume as "MittelsKönigin" at Pennsic, PA.

Mimsy Shagreen Arbuthnot developed the first contact lens for giant squids. This resulted in a marked increase in ship losses for the competition.
While fitting a trifocal lens on an exceptionally large specimen one sunny afternoon, she was dismembered and eaten. It has been surmised that the squid was annoyed by her incessant chattering about inconsequential things not of interest to squids.

Julia Mae Wifflebush loved to sit in the flowing waters of the Miskatonic for hours. Unfortunately, she chose a spawning ground for an unknown breed of fish, and wound up scandalizing the neighborhood.

Suetonia Glassgarp was found on the shore of the ocean. She was quite mad, and remained so to the end of her days, constantly muttering to herself "Those eyes! Those eyes!"

Arkham High School has a most effective Detention Unit.

It had been old when Babylon was new;
None knows how long it slept beneath that mound,
Where in the end our questing shovels found
Its granite blocks and brought it back to view.
There were vast pavements and foundation-walls,
And crumbling slabs and statues, carved to shew
Fantastic beings of some long ago
Past anything the world of man recalls.

And then we saw those stone steps leading down
Through a choked gate of graven dolomite
To some black haven of eternal night
Where elder signs and primal secrets frown.
We cleared a path - but raced in mad retreat
When from below we heard those clumping feet.

Unfortunately, no one took Morris Morris Quincefeather seriously until it was far too late.
Even now, many years after the fact, most of the older people in Arkham will not eat tamales.

The Raccoon Sisters, triply-cojoined triple triplets, were much appreciated for their abilities to form arcane body shapes in Temple rituals.
One dark and stormy night they attempted a triple forming of the 36th Form and were immediately transformed into three piles of odiferous goo.

It is said that the Ghost of Milifred Manor appears every third Tuesday of the month.
It is apparently the manifestation of Mildred Fleck, who enjoyed wandering the halls of the manse at night, playing doleful melodies on her banjo.
Unfortunately, her father's pet dholes did not appreciate banjo music, and tore her to pieces one dark and stormy night.
While some traces of her were found afterwards (the palms of her hands and her nose) no trace was ever found of the banjo.

Senator Jennifer Asphault, D-Mass., is our member of Congress, and works hard at undermining the Forces Of Good. Some think she as crazy as a loon, but that's why we elected her.


The Queen of the Universe on tour in 1928. She is pictured in her costume as "MittelsKönigin" at Pennsic, PA.


Julia Mae Wifflebush loved to sit in the flowing waters of the Miskatonic for hours. Unfortunately, she chose a spawning ground for an unknown breed of fish, and wound up scandalizing the neighborhood.


Unfortunately, no one took Morris Morris Quincefeather seriously until it was far too late. Even now, many years after the fact, most of the older people in Arkham will not eat tamales.