Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: Famous Persons of Arkham 57

Borealis Bisimuth chewed off her own arm to escape a particularly odious blind date one night.

Little Winifred Feedsack played her violin on the streets of Arkham winter and summer, to earn pennies for her poor sick mother.
In wintertime, icicles would grow from her nose and extend to below her chin, and her fingers would become stiff from the cold, yet she played on.
On December 24th, she was found frozen to death.
This has become the subject of quite a popular light comedy playlet that is regularly performed at Arkham High School, and the "Frozen Winifred" candy bar is a popular confection.

Morton Woohoo died of Mexican Talaxquaxpoxque Fever while on expedition in 1931.

A rare photo of two Cippist Priests ritually preparing themselves.

Children's Bonsai is quite a popular art form dating from the early 1870s.
Starting to form the children when very young is well advised, as their bones are much more flexible then.

Fluffy and Beaner Wilson are best not discussed in a family-oriented webpage.
With authorization from the Arkham Police Department's Division of Unnatural Acts the curious can read their whole story in the files. See File AGD: DUA 1943790 (1892). Readers are urged not to eat anything for at least 24 hours before reading the file.
What remained of their parents and the family dog Wags are buried at the Arkham Cemetery. In one cigar box.

The Arkham Follies of 1935 caused quite a sensation in our little town.
The spectacle of fully-clothed dancers touched off quite a controversy, with many High Priests fulminating from their pulpits on the immorality of it all.

Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Q. Waffle (top center, top right) raised 5 1/2 children, all of whom distinguished themselves in our community:
Spiny Norman Waffle (left) went West, where he and all his personalities were massacred by Apaches.
Wendigo Wampum Waffle (center) was eaten by nightgaunts on his way home from school one afternoon.
Ethelbert Redeless Waffle (bottom left center) invented the first workable Automatic Dungeon.
King George the Third Waffle (bottom right center) swam out to sea and was never heard from again.
Wilbur Q. Waffle Jr. (right) became quite a well-known vivisectionist in Toronto.
Flatbread Waffle (not pictured) became fourth base for the Arkham Headball Team in 1924.

Mrs. Reynaldo R. Quinceberry V was Arkham's social arbiter for many years following the Second World War.
On January 3rd, 1961, she went down into her basement to bring up some pomegranite preserves, and was eaten by roaches.


Morton Woohoo died of Mexican Talaxquaxpoxque Fever while on expedition in 1931.


Children's Bonsai is quite a popular art form dating from the early 1870s. Starting to form the children when very young is well advised, as their bones are much more flexible then.


The Arkham Follies of 1935 caused quite a sensation in our little town. The spectacle of fully-clothed dancers touched off quite a controversy, with many High Priests fulminating from their pulpits on the immorality of it all.


Mrs. Reynaldo R. Quinceberry V was Arkham's social arbiter for many years following the Second World War. On January 3rd, 1961, she went down into her basement to bring up some pomegranite preserves, and was eaten by roaches.