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Jefferson and Amanda Blitz were noted bunco artists, fleecing unwary tourists in our city until a Vigilance Commitee put a stop to their nefarious doings with several feet of hemp rope. |
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J. Alfred Prufrock explored the reaches of the Amazon with his young son, Ridley. Mr. Prufrock brought back many species of the dreaded Pirahana for the Arkham Museum of Natural History. "I could not have done it without Ridley," he was found of saying. |
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Ridley Prufrock helped his father capture many species of Pirahana on their expeditions to the Amazon River. Ridley had a rather unique way of enticing and capturing the fish, that worked every time. Unfortunately, on their last expedition, Ridley got a little too enthusiastic and accidentally fell in. He didn't last long. |
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And who could forget the greatest Cthulhu-ColaTM poster girl of all time, Winfrey "Clam" Çhoudré? Acclaimed for her innovative poster work, she also was a published author of such works as "My Life With Cthulhu ColaTM" and "Cuthulu ColaTM Saved My Baby." Her "Gentlemen's Program" at County Fairs was always a packed house, where she modeled her latest gauze dresses and performed athletic feats. She ended her days in New Orleans, where she owned a women's boarding house. |
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Theda Wanda Riggles was our finest Snake Dancer of the late 1920s. Her dance impressions of the Snake of Thulsa Doom never failed to make an impression on the young men of the Temples. On January 30th, 1932, she was invited to dance at a Temple in Innsmouth. This was unfortunate, as she was carried off by a mob of fish-like beings and never seen again. |
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The Arfnagle family were famous for their parlor baby-juggling. This rare photo shows Arnold Arfnagle getting in some practice. Wilbur Arfnagle is getting ready to throw Arnold his third baby. The second is out of the picture. The Arfnagle family also hold the hereditary honor of throwing out the first baby at the bi-annual Fire Festival. |
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Rufus Q. Z. Dingleberry installing a short-wave radio antenna in order to better hear the broadcasts from Jupiter. Eventually, the Jupiterians directed him to build a model of a mountain out of food, and then drive to Geezenstat, Arizona, to await their arrival. He waited there for fifteen years, finally got discouraged, and came home. The Jupiterians eventually told him that they had a flat tire just inside the orbit of Mars, and had to turn back. They seemed to be rather embarrassed by the whole affair. |
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Noted gourmet anthrophage Dottie Mulligan published her wonderful cookbook, "Dottie's Cookery For Gourmets" and retired early on her earnings to run an orphanage just outside of Arkham. |
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Mazie Handgarf had a difficult time making lunch after her husband's experiment took effect ..... |
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Zeriah Fewmet-Fume ( aTemple Dancer and part-time hen-teaser ) was eaten by flies. |
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